Pretentious Ice Cube
For the whiskey drinker who has everything.
A single cube of 200-year-old glacier ice, the way nature hated itself into existence. Fits in a tumbler. Melts slowly while you judge your friends.
- Weight
- 100 g
- Age
- ~200 years old
Authentic pieces of Icelandic glacier. Harvested responsibly. Shipped with questionable logistics.
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For the whiskey drinker who has everything.
A single cube of 200-year-old glacier ice, the way nature hated itself into existence. Fits in a tumbler. Melts slowly while you judge your friends.
Small enough to carry. Big enough to lecture about.
One kilo of compressed Icelandic glacier. Comes with a printed origin story suitable for reading aloud at dinner parties. Does not fit in most pockets.
A proper chunk. Room temperature: 11°C.
Five kilos of authentic glacier, delivered in a reusable insulated box. Great for coolers, ice baths, or sending to your ex with a note.
Older than most European monarchies.
Twenty kilos of deeply ancient glacier ice, harvested responsibly from the edges of Vatnajökull. Arrives with a hand-signed certificate of authenticity and a small amount of regret.